February 2012
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via strawberreli)
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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Most people you meet are scouring yelp or menu pages to find the next big opening. I still take the train to random neighborhoods and collect menus on foot then go back over successive weekends to eat my way through. If we don’t support and patronize these off the radar places, they’ll disappear. Just like we make an effort to turn off the lights, water, and recycle, we should consciously and...
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"Oh, you've redecorated!"
doctorwhoproblems:
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Okay, but seriously. It is totally cool not to like a singer or a band. That’s fine. You know what I do when I don’t like a band? Nothing. I do nothing. I don’t listen to their music. I don’t give them my money. I don’t look at their pictures. I don’t get involved in their politics. But you know what else I don’t do? I don’t ruin it for fans who...
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thedaddycomplex:
Sometimes, I wish we were raising our kids on the Moon so they could experience all that rich ore and grow up around all those amazing craters. But, then I remember we have oxygen and McDonald’s, so it balances out.
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WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT: CONFESSIONS OF A PARIAH
nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than anything. It’s a complicated feeling, one that I’ve been incapable of explaining...
ugh now my laptop isn’t charging, this is just great.
great great great
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this is the ~voice~
blake: i love you, adam.
adam: i love you too.
adam:
adam:
adam: totally in a non-sexual way.
blake:
blake: i can't say the same.
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wow our house is already up on the realtor’s website with pictures and shit and man, if i didn’t already live here i would think it looked HUGE
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erraticonstilts replied to your post: re: last post - so
fruit salad, yummy yummy.
i even hear it in my dreams. i wake up in the morning mumbling “mashed banana, mashed banana”
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winged:
psychoticprankster:
Bullshit //...
re: last post - so
re: last post - so i don’t have to listen to shitty wiggles music anymore
i wish pete wentz et
i wish pete wentz et al expanded more on their “lullaby” and went full on children’s album - in fact, artists i enoy, make kids music pls
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spentitonammo replied to your chat: eek: /holding her frying pan eek: i made you some…
looks like eek’s gonna grow up to not take shit from anybody
i guess not! it was just - wham! and the dog was like “wtf did i do :(“
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wearemoderate replied to your post: true story: when i was a little girl, i took…
oh my god
i like to think that it explains a lot about the type of person i am
eek: /holding her frying pan
eek: i made you some soup
eek: and some mushrooms.
the dog: /tries to get on the table
eek: /whirls around, smacks the dog in the head with the frying pan
eek: phoebe, i'm tryin'a cook
true story: when i was a little girl, i took ballet. so, here’s the scene: i’m in this black leotard and tutu with squares of blue and red and yellow on it, and the curtain’s about to go up and all of us little ballerinas are in a line.
and this girl next to me does something - i have no idea what - and my three/four year old self just turns around and punches her.
and then...
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Lt. Potter and Sexual Harassment
pretty—ood:
thisnewscandal:jephjacques:
I was originally going to go in a completely different direction with the Station/Lt. Potter conflict. My first idea was that she’d take the shares, cash them out, be ecstatic about her sudden wealth, and get drunk as hell, which would no doubt lead to hijinks of some kind at the party.
But the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I...
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steps leading to our current issue:
checked out a dvd from the public library
go to watch said dvd
realize dvd is scratched all to hell because apparently not everyone is considerate when they check dvds out from the library
dvd keeps skipping
skipping causes eek to panic
panic leads to anger
anger leads to the dark side
etc
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“This is for the hard men, the hard men who want to love but know that is won’t...”
– Shake The Dust, Anis Mojgani. (via lupustempus)
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“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via strawberreli)