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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

IS THAT A GODDAMN ENTERPRISE PIZZA CUTTER?

YOU BET YOUR SWEET CHEESY ASS IT IS, MOTHERFUCKER. THAT SHIT CAN BOLDLY SLICE WHERE NO MAN HAS SLICED BEFORE AND LEAVE YOU ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES BEGGING FOR MORE. YOU WANT TO USE A KNIFE TO CUT YOUR DIGIORNO? FUCK YOU THAT’S ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A REDSHIRT ON GUARD DUTY

SET PHASERS TO DELICIOUS, BECAUSE THIS BITCH IS ABOUT TO ROLL IN AT WARP 6.