ex-libertine:

these are ‘pineberries’. allegedly they were sourced from an endangered strain in South Africa and have been cultivated for the past seven years, now available for limited commercial purchase in Europe. they have the same genetic makeup as a strawberry, but are white with red seeds and taste like pineapples! I cannot wait until the day I can taste a pineberry.

edit: 1400 notes/reblogs of my post overnight? imagine if tumblarity still existed. ha, ha, ha. (wait, no, that would be an abomination of the worst kind)