mom: i saw this kid you went to school with.
mom: [name redacted]
me: oh, ugh.
mom: do you not like him?
mom: why not?
me: i don’t want to talk about it.
mom: what did you do to the poor kid?
me: he calls me a bitch, multiple times, and i’m the one who’s done something?
me: what the fuck.
mom: well how do you know he did it?
me: jfc what is your problem