oh i had a sound file of the most epic party of my high school life, i’m kinda sad i lost it
AT LEAST YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO IT!
i never got to listen to the (now infamous, apparently?) cassette tapes, but i sort of had them narrated to me?
one side of one is apparently just people making out, but there’s also apparently penis!door and reactions to it and one of my friends eating flowers while i wail in the background about not eating my mother’s petunias